Wishes
@ In the end, only 3 things matter the most: How fully you lived, how deeply you loved & how well you learned to let go of things not meant for you!
@ So simple is to live; So simple is to love; So simple is to smile; So simple is to win, but so difficult it’s to be simple!
@ Happiness comes not because we do great things, but because we do small things with great love. Be filled with love everyday.
@ The Lord will change all our defeat into a path for new blessings. Do not think that failure can push us down. Instead it will be changed into a ladder of blessings.
@ A leaf which falls from a tree goes wherever wind takes it. Be the wind to drive others, not the leaf to be driven by others.
@ Life is like a fingerprint that can't be changed, so make the best impression with it.
@ Success lies not in the result but in the effort. Being the best is NOT at all important; doing the best is all that matters!
@ 4 steps to attain success! 1st THINK. 2nd BELIEVE. 3rd DREAM. 4th DARE. Good Luck.
@ We always feel that good things happen only to others, but we always forget that we are others for someone else!
@ Laugh at your mistakes, but learn from them. Joke over your troubles, but gather strength from them. Have fun with your difficulties, but overcome them. Gud Day!
@ There are two kinds of thinkers in the world. Those who think they can and those who think they can't and they're both usually RIGHT! Gud Day!
@ Never blame any day in Ur life. Gud days give u happiness, bad days give u experience, worst days give u a lesson. All r essential for life. So, njoy every day.
@ Success is like a train. It has several compartments: Hardwork, Focus Luck, etc. but leading all those is the engine of confidence. So keep it fit.
@ Mistakes are embarrasing when they happen but years later, you have a collection of mistakes, called Experience, which leads you to Success!
@ If victory is certain then even a coward can fight, but the real brave is the one who still dares to fight when his defeat is certain.
@ There is no limit of God's love; No measure of His grace; His power knows no boundaries and HIS blessings are Endless. May GOD be with you always...
@ Time is like a river. You can't touch the same water twice, because the flow that has passed will never pass again. Enjoy every moment of your life.
@ You've got a lot of choices. If getting out of bed in the morning is a chore and you're not smiling on a regular basis, try another choice.
@ People are like stained-glass windows. They sparkle and shine when the sun is out, but when the darkness sets in their true beauty is revealed only if there is light from within.
@ No rehearsal in life, each day is a new show, no repeat, no rewind, so give your best shot in all your worthy acts, as the show goes on and on...
@ A sincere devotee asked God: I want peace. God replied: Remove I that's ego, remove WANT that's desire, then PEACE is automatically attained.
@ Life is a collection of changes. So don't avoid changes. Take every change as a challenge. Some give success and some act as the stepping stone to success
@ No rehearsal in life, each day is a new show, no repeat, no rewind, so give your best shot in all your worthy acts, as the show goes on and on...

@ When we have the heart to forget those who made us smile, why can't we've the heart to forgive someone who made us cry.

@ There are only two people, who can tell u the truth about you... A friend who has lost his temper & an enemy who starts loving you.

@ Nature has given you a face. But, you have to provide the expression. Be careful! Your Each Expression will leave an impression in others heart.

@ If u can't be a pencil to write anyone's happiness, and then try atleast to be a nice rubber to erase everyone's sorrows!

@ Nobody will ever remember how u looks, how r Speak, what u did or anything else. But the only thing they wud remember is how U made them Feel.

@ We do not smile because we are happy; we are happy because we smile! A smile is inexpensive way to improve your looks. So, keep smiling.

@ Love and Death are two uninvited guests. Nobody knows when they come, but both do the same work, one takes the Heart and the other takes its Beats.

@ Trust God, he knows Ur future. He may not reveal it to you but he will walk with you as the future unfolds. Don't trust the stars; trust the one who made them. Gud Day!

@ Victory is not the property of brilliants. It is the crown for those who bow themselves in front of hard work & confidence.
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@ Living in the favorable and unfavorable situation is called Part of living. But, smiling in all those situations is called Art of living. Gud Day!

@ Anger is a condition in which the tongue works faster than the mind. Smile is an action which makes everything work faster except tongue.

@ Find time for the special ones in your life. Else one day you will find time but not the special one to share it with you.
@ Never play with the feelings of others coz u may win the game but the risk is that you'll surely lose the person for lifetime.
@ There is only one difference between dream and aim. Dream requires Soundless sleep to see…Where as Aim Requires Sleepless Efforts to Achieve.

@ Once all village People decided to pray for rain, on the day of prayers all assembled, only one boy came with an umbrella. That' called Confidence.

@ Sometimes we put walls around our heart, not just to be safe from getting hurt, but to find out who cares enough to break the walls n get closer.

@ View a negative experience in your life like how you look at a photo negative. A single negative can create an unlimited number of positive prints! Gud Day!

@ Tackle life with all Ur skills, overcome each and every hill. If u persists with all Ur will, U'll enjoy Ur life and all its thrills. Gud Day!

@ Hunger wakes u to work, failure makes u to achieve, poverty pushes u to earn, and problems keep u alert. It's just +ve attitude that makes lif sweeter & worthier!

@ We are all born in this world for some special Purpose... none of us are waste. So, don't be a prisoner of past be an architect of Ur future.

@ If we desire to blossom like a rose in the garden, then we must learn the art of adjusting with the thorns. Difficulties will make you shine.

@ Expect more from yourself than from others because expectation from others hurts a lot while expectation from you inspires a lot.

@ There is a great difference between worry and concern. A worried person sees a problem and a concerned person solves a problem. So, be a concerned person.

@ Kill the stress before it kills you. Reach the goal before it kicks you. Help everyone before someone helps you. Live life before life leaves you.


Birthday SMS
Love+Birthday
@ Sending birthday blessings Filled with love and peace and joy wishing sweetest things happen Right before your eyes!

@ Some like Sunday Some like Monday, But i like Your Birthday.Happy Birthday my sweetheart

@ A BIRTHDAY WISH REMINDS U THE FIRST CRY MAMMA... START UR DAY WITH HER ... SWEET BLESSINGS THE DAY WILL BE YOURS .MANY HAPPY RETURNS... MY DEAR

@ Somebody up there Loves you
Somebody down here cares for you
Happy Birthday!!!

@ Its just another day, but this one is the best of the year! Happy Birthday my sweetheart.

Others
@ In soft gleaming night of stars, may all your dreams come true.May every star of every night, bring love and joy to you. Happy Birthday to you.

@ If life is a game, I wish you to win.
If life is a journey, I wish you to walk on roses. If life is a joy, I wish you to always smile. Have a great and successful day!

@ Before the clock strikes twelve let me take the opportunity to let you know that you have grown a year happy birthday...

@ This msg has No Fat
No cholesterol n No Addictive
this is all natural except, with a lot of sugar. But it can never be as sweet as the one reading it.Happy Birthday

@ How do you expect me to remember your birthday, when you never look any older?

@ Your birthday is the perfect day to say I care, because you will remember me when u certainly makes it a big affair and when you do hold a party... I bet you will be the one who would care to make Ur special day a costly affair!!!!

@ Many many happy returns of the day and May u Live lOng as long as more Than Devil.

@ Let the GOD decorate each GOLDEN RAY OF THE SUN reaching u with wishes of Success, Happiness and prosperity 4 U, Wish you a super duper Happy Birthday.

@ Wish you a many many happy returns of the day. May God bless you with health, wealth and prosperity in your life HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU.

@ Its a nice feeling when you know that someone likes you, someone thinks about you, someone needs you;but it feels much better when you know that someone never ever forgets your birthday."HAPPY BIRTHDAY".

@ Kick off ur shoes, take a break, Crank the tunes, Dance & Shake, light the candles, cut the cake. Make it a day, that's simply Great!!! Happy B'Day..

@ A prayer: 2 bless ur way A wish : 2 lighten ur moments A cheer: 2 perfect ur day A text: 2 say HAPPY BIRTH DAY

@ Flying papers, multi colours of balloon, delicated blossom, fantastic people, love and laughter. What it describes? HAPPY BIRTHDAY

@ Smile is a curve that sets everything straight and wipes wrinkle away hope u share a lots and receive a lots 4 days 2 come happy Birthday.......

@ If lovers are like moon and Brothers are like stars than i have noticed that the sky looks good without moon but not without stars i.e. YOU Happy Birthday Brother

@ A Birthday is A Million Moments, Each holding A Promise Of Fulfillment Of UR Dreams, & ACCOMPLISHMENTS Of Some Special Plans.. Wish U happy birthday.

HATE
@ I hate you, you hate me, what are we waiting for? Let's do it.
How can I put this... forget I exist?

@ Roses are red; violets are... ah the hell with it. Get your crap and get out.

@ Look, I'm turning 16 soon, and I really just need my freedom!

@ Have I told you latley how much I am in love with you??? No?? Think about it, have a great life...

@ I'm sure you've met my new girlfriend; she's been your best friend for 8 years.

@ The only thing worse than being alone, is being with you.

FRIENDSHIP

@ Friends are gifts wrapped in ribbons of thoughtfulness and trimmed with kisses and smiles, given by God to stay not just for a day, but for life.

@ Friendship opens many doors, each with a different view. But none could be more beautiful, than the one that leads to you..!!

@ A true friend understands when you say, "I forgot..." waits forever when you say, "1 minute..." stays when you say, "leave me alone..." and opens the door, 'even before you knock...'
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@ Don't love the love unless the love loves u and if the love loves u, love the love in such a way that it doesn't love anybody else!
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@ Affection is sign of love, laughing is sign of happiness, praying is sign of good faith and choosing me as a friend is your first act of smartness.

@ Friendship is not how long we have been together not how much you have given or received. Not how many times we have helped each other. It's only how we value one another.

@ True friends are those who care without hesitation, remember without limitation, and forgive without any explanation & luv even with little communication!

@ You are strong as RUM... Fine as WINE... Cool as BEER... Classic as WHISKY... Sophisticated as VODKA... In short I'm totally TUNN in your friendship.

@ My mom always told me that we could never measure our wealth by money but by our friends. She would surely be glad to meet U and know how rich I turned out to be!

@ When a person can find sorrow behind ur smile, words behind ur silence, love behind ur anger; u can believe that person is your true friend.

@ Friendship is silent gift of nature... More old... more strong... More deep... more clear... More close... more warm... Less words... more understanding.

@ Friendship is like playing on a see-saw, not only bcoz it’s always fun with each other but also bcoz smone won't mind going down to see another one rise.

@ "Any day is sunny that's brightened by a smile...Any friendship blossoms if it's tended to with style."

@ "The better you know someone, the less there is to say. Or maybe, there's less that needs to be said."

@ "Every gift from a friend is a wish for your happiness..." - Richard Bach

@ "The most beautiful discovery that true friends can make is that they can grow separately without growing apart." -Elizabeth Foley

MISS
@ I get so emotional when you're not around. I think the emotion is called happiness.
If u wanna know how much I miss you, Try to catch rain drops, The ones u catch is how much u miss me,and the ones you miss is how much I miss
@ Memories sometimes behave in a crazy way. They leave u alone, when u are in a crowd & when u are alone they stand along with u like a crowd.
@ In School, They Taught Me That
1 hour = 60 Mints
1 Min = 60 Secs, But They Never Told Me That1 Sec Without You = 100 Years:
@ When the sky looks blue "I Miss u" when the dreams come true "I Miss u" when the flowers covered with dew "I Miss u" when the day comes new "I Miss u" @ I heard someone whisper your name, but when I turned to see who it was, I noticed it was alone, and then realized it was my heart beat telling me “I MISS U”
@ In The Flower My Rose Is You,In The Diamond My Kohinoor Is You,In The Sky My Moon Is You,I'm Only Body My Heart Is You,That's Why I Always MISS YOU
@ Ager Zindagi mai judai na hoti To kabhi kisi ki yaad aai na hoti Sath hi guzarta her lamha to shayaedRishton mai yeh gehrai na hoti....

www.purwanews.com@ Jab b ye dil udaas hota haiJane kon aas pass hota haiKissi ko dundti hai ye nazarKissi k na hone ka ahsaas hota haiJo rooz kare muj ko Sms pyarewo shakas b bada khaas hota hai
@ Aankhon ki berukhi acchi nahi hoti, Yaaron se doori achhi nahi hoti.Kabhi kabhi mila kariye hamse, har waqt SMS se baat puri nahi hoti.
@ Hum tere sath chalenge tu chale na chale,tera har dard sahenge tu kahe ya na kahe,hum chahte hai ki tum sada khush raho,hum chahe rahe ya na rahe..
@ You're right, I am a lying whore. I lied, size DOES matters.
@ Some things are left undone, some words are left unsaid, some feelings are left unexpressed, but someone as sweet as you could never be left unmissed.
@ In my life I learned how 2 love, 2 smile, 2 B happy, 2 B strong, 2 work hard, 2 B honest, 2 B faithful, 2 forgive. But I couldn't learn how 2 forget U...
@ Am simple BYE makes us cries, A simple JOKE make us laugh, simple CARE make us fall in love. I hope my simple SMS make you think of me. I miss you.
@ I am in casualty now, don't say I didn't tell you. After 5 minutes, I will be transfered to ICU. Doctor told, I will die if I don't STOP... Missing You
@ God gave u 2 legs to walk, 2 hands to hold, 2 ears to hear, 2 eyes to see. But why did he give u only 1 Heart? Probably bcoz he wants u to look for the other.
@ A hug for you means I need you. A kiss for you means I love you. A call for you means I'm missing you.
@ The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them.
@ My eyes are hurting coz I can’t see u, my arms r empty coz I can’t hold u, my lips are cold coz I can’t kiss u & my heart is breaking coz I’m not with u.
@ I always knew that looking back on my tears would someday make me laugh, but I never knew that looking back on my laughter would someday make me cry. Miss you.

@ There's no Special reason for this msg, I just wanna steal a single moment out of ur busy life & hope I can make u smile n say: I Miss U.

@ What makes some people dearer is not just the happiness that u feel when u meet them but the pain u feel when u miss them. Miss U!

@ What makes some people dearest is NOT just the happiness that you feel when you meet them; but it's the pain you feel when you miss them...

@ It's nice feeling when you know that someone loves you, someone misses you, someone needs you, but it feels much better when you know that someone never forgets you.
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@ There are 2 types of enjoyment. One is being with a friend. The other is being with the memories of friends. Miss u but not ur memories.

@ Have you seen my smile because the last time I wore it was when I was with you. Miss U.

@ Missing someone gets easier everyday, coz even though it's one day further from the last time u saw each other, it is one day closer to the next time u'll.

@ Nobody is right till somebody is wrong... Nobody is weak till somebody is strong... Nobody is lucky till love comes along... Nobody is lonely till somebody is gone. Missing U!

@ Memories sometimes behave in a crazy way. They leave u alone, when u are in a crowd & when u are alone they stand along with u like a crowd.

@ Relationship is like a Violin, music may stop now & then, but strings are attached forever. So if u b in touch or not, u r always remembered. Miss U!
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@ Changes in life are good, but see to that changes don't take you far away from the people who love and care you...including myself. Missing U!

@ My heart problem has reached such a critical stage that doctor says there are only two options left: Either I C U or U C Me! Missing U!

SORRY
@ How can I begin to say I`m sorry. I didn’t mean to upset you. I hope that you can forgive me.I’m sorry.
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@ Anytime you are angry that breaks my heart but my heart will never stop to love you..... Sorry for that
I hurt you… But I didn’t mean to… Please forgive me!

@ I’m sorry to be smiling every time you’re near. I’m sorry my eyes twinkle whenever you’re here. I’m sorry that cupid has made his hit. I’m sorry i love you, I can’t help it.

@ I'm sorry for blaming you... For everything I just couldn't do… And I've hurt myself by hurting you…
@ There's nothing I wouldn't do to hear your voice again… Sometimes, I want to call you, but I know you won't be there… It's hard to say goodbye when i ...

@ SORRY Dont get confused, arey baba 'SORRY' means S - SOME O - ONE'S R - REALLY, R - REMEMBERING Y - YOU.

@ Remember the good times we had spent together, and the beautiful future we had dreamy of... Darling I never wanted to create a distance between us... Please let us bridge the gaps...


Wishes of New Year 2010
Y wishes for you in year 2010:
Great start for Jan,Love for Feb,Peace for march,No worries for AprilFun for May,Joy for June to Nov,Happiness for Dec,Have a lucky and wonderful 2010.
@ We will open the book.Its pages are blank.We are going to put words on them ourselves.The book is called Opportunityandits first chapter is New Year’s Day.
@ When the mid-nite bell rings tonight..Let it signify new and better things for you,let it signify a realisation of all things you wish for,Let it signify a year of courage and believes,Wishing you a very…very…very prosperous 2010.
@ Before the sun sets in this year,before the memories fade,before the net works get jammedWish u and ur family Happy Sparkling New Year 2010
@ New rules of life for 20101. Haste Rehne ka.2. Tension nai leneka.3. B positive, eat positive, sleep positive4. Mast rehneka.5. Har problem ko solve kernay ka.6. Friend k sath lifetime friendship account kholnay ka7. Mujhko yaad rakhnay kaAur mujhey sms kertay rehnay ka.
@ Allah is naye saal ko aap sab k liye rehmaton,barkaton,khushyon,kamiyabion,khair-o-afiat,hifazat,aman,sukoon aur tamam tar naik khuwahishatki takmeel ka saal bana day aur dononjehan ki sari naymatain ata farmayeaur hamisha,hamisha k liye razi ho jaye.Ameen, Summa ameen.
@ Little keys open big locksSimple words reflect great thoughtsyour smile can cure heart blocks.So keep on smiling it rocks.Happy New Year 2010
@ There have been many time in 2009when I may disturbed youtroubled uirritated ubugged u....Today I just wanna tell you....I plan to continue it in 2010.
@ Aajkiduniyabohatadvancehai
Isiadvanceduniyakiadvancetechnologymrehnaywale
1 advancebandayki tarafse aap ko
Advance “happy new year”
@ I wish U to have a …..Sweetest Sunday,Marvellous Monday,Tasty Tuesday,Wonderful Wednesday,Thankful Thursday,Friendly Friday,Successful Saturday.Have a great Year. HAPPY NEW YEAR
@ Sunehri dhoop barsaat k bad, thori si hansi her baat ke baad, usi tarah ho Mubarak aap ko 2010, 2009 k baad.Wish u a happy new year.
@ Day by day Teri khusiya ho jaye Double, Teri zindagi se delete ho jaye sare Trouble, Khuda rakkhe humesha tujhe Smart & Fit, Teray liye New Year ho Super-Duper Hit!!
@ Nights are Dark but Days are Light, Wish your Life will always be Bright.So my Dear doesn't get FearCoz, God Gift us a “BRAND NEW YEAR”.*HAPPY NEW YEAR*
@ Years come and go,but this year I specially wish 4 ua double dose of health n happinesstopped with loads of good fortune.Have a great year ahead!HAPPY NEW YEAR 2010!!!

LOVE
@ If you wake up 1 day and were asked to have a wish, what would it be? Mine would be that our love would last until you see an apple in an orange tree
@ I finally got my past, present and future tenses correct today. I loved you. I love you. I will love you forever!
@ 'I Trust You' is a better compliment than 'I Love You' because you may not always trust the person you love but you can always love the person you trust.
@ If I could die early I would ask God if I could be your guardian angel, so I could wrap my wings around you and embrace you whenever you feel alone.
@ Let's share the worldA sea is for you, and waves are for me.The sky is for you, and stars are for me.The sun is for you, and light is for me.Everything is for you, and you are for me.
@ Here is my heart, it is yours so take it,Treat it gently, please do not break it.Its full of love thats good and true,So please keep it always close to u.
@ If Your asking if I Need U the answer is 4EverIf Your asking if I'll Leave U the answer is NeverIf Your asking what I value the Answer is Uif Your asking if I love U the answer is I do.
@ God is wise when he did not put a price tag on you darling. If he did, I won’t be able to afford to have a boyfriend (girlfriend) as precious as you.

@ My eyes are blind without your eyes to see,Like a rose without color. Always be there in my life sweetheart.

For valentine day
@ No poems no fancy words I just want the world to know that I LOVE YOU my Princess with all my heart. Happy Valentines Day.

@ 24hrs make a lovely day,7 days make a lovely week,52 weeks make a lovely year & knowing aPerson like u will make my life lovely.Happy Valentines Day
@ U r uniqueU r caring andU r the Best.And I am d luckiest to have U in my life!HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY MY SWEET HEART!
@ Without Love -- days are sad day, moan day, tears day, waste day, thirst day, fright day, shatter day. So be in love everyday...Wish you a Happy Valentines Day.
Propose SMS@ If I reached for your hand, will u hold it?If I hold out my arms, will u hug me?If I go for your lips, will u kiss me?If I capture ur heart, will u love me??
@ As days go by, my feelings get stronger,To be in ur arms, I can't wait any longer.Look into my eyes & u'll see that it's true,Day & Night my thought r of U..
@ All I wanted was sum1 2 care 4 meAll I wanted was sum1 who'd b there 4 meAll I ever wanted was sum1 who'd b trueAll I ever wanted was sum1 like U...
KISS
@ Kiss is not like Nokia...Connecting PeopleKiss is not like Nike...Just Do It. Kiss is not like Pepsi...Yeh Dil Maange MoreBut Kiss is like Pan Parag..Ek Se Mera Kya HogaHappy Valentines Day
@ If a kiss was a raindrop i'd send u showers. If a hug was a second i'd send u hours. If a smile was water i'd send u a sea. If love was a person i'd send u me.....
@ Love is blindBe very kindWhen I kiss youPlease don’t mind
@ O my dear ValentineWhats life?Life is love.Whats love?Love is kissing.Whats kissing?Come here and I show you.
@ What is the kiss in view....... Geometry: - "Kiss is the shortest distance between 2 Lips" Economics: - "Kiss is that thing 4 which DEMAND is always higher than SUPPLY" @ Physics: - "Kiss is the process of charging up human bodies" Computer: - "Like bodies are connected without any DATA CABLE"
@ Kisses blown are kisses wasted. Kisses are not kisses unless they are tasted. Kisses spread germs and germs are hated. But you can kiss me baby i am vaccinated

FUNNY
@ ek ladke ko kya chahiye ?
ek ladki jo pyar de,
ek ladki jo achha khana bahnaye,
ek ladki jo uski khub khidmat kare,
aur, o tino ladkiya miljulkar sath rahe

@ Kiyaa Murga kahai6ai kukudu ku...
kukudu ku ka matlab bujhi
Angreji me I lov u.
Kiyaa Kabutar kahai6ai
Ghutur ghu...
kabutar ki bhasha bujhi
Angreji me I lov u.
@ How True...A cigarette shortens your life by 2 min, a beer shortens your life by 4 minutes, a working day shortens your life by 8 hours!

@ True bravery is 2 arrive home....fully drunk...a late night out...& wife waiting with a jhadu and u ask: Hey abhi tak safai kar rahi ho?

@ Well, they do say opposites attract... So I sincerely hope you meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured. Gud Day!

@ Two frinds, who hadn't seen each other in several years, met on the street.1st: Who are u workings 4 now?2nd: Same people, my wife & 4 children.

@ A women's prayer: Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him and Patience for his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for strength, I'll beat him to death!

@ Dog is truly a man's best friend.If you don't believe it, just try this experiment: Lock your dog and your girlfriend in the boot of the car for an hour.When you open the boot, which one is really happy to see you?

@ Postman: I have to come 5 miles to deliver u this packet.Santa: Why did u come so far? Instead U could have posted it.

@ A genuine reason for having two girlfriends at a time: Monopoly is always damaging & Competition improves service!

@ How do u identify a true music lover?A man when hears a woman singing in the bathroom, puts his ear to the keyhole instead of his eye!

@ Two goldfish in a bowl talking: Goldfish 1: Do you believe in God?Goldfish 2: Of course, I do! Who do you think changes the water?

@ Telling a Lie is a fault for a little boy, an art for a lover, an accomplishment for a bachelor, and a matter of survival for a married man.

@ New Examination Patttern in India (Revised): General Students: Answer All questionsOBC: Write Any One questionSC: Only read questionsST: Thanks for coming.Cheers to Reservation

@ It’s wrong that Alcohol makes u fat... It doesn't! It actually makes u LEAN... against bars, poles, walls, friends & strangers! Cheers!

@ How do u identify a true music lover?A man when he hears a woman singing in the bathroom and puts his ear to the keyhole instead of his eye!

@ When somebody who's deeply in love with you tells you that you're cute, beautiful, and angelic, I agree. That's true, believe me, I swear because love is BLIND!

@ It takes patience to keep a nagging wife; fortune to keep an ambitious wife; four eyes to keep a pretty wife.

@ Sometimes you might catch me staring at you. It's not because you are cute but bcoz my mom told me that devils have tails and I'm just wondering where's yours?

@ Wife: I Have Changed My Mind.Husband: Thank God! Does The New One Work Now?

@ A boy goes to a strip club. His mom gets angry & asks him: Did u see anything there that u were not supposed to see?Boy: Yes, I saw dad!

@ Aftr robbing d Bank, robber 2 clerk: Did u see me robbing?Clerk: Yes. Robber shot him dead & asked d next clerk: Did u? 2nd clerk: No, but my wife saw u!

@ Why are Egyptian Children always confused?Because after death, their DADDY becomes a MUMMY.

@ Everything about you is perfect - you're lips, your skin, your eyes, and your body. Perfect! You're lucky to be born beautiful, not like me, who was born to be a big liar.

@ A pregnant lady went to an astrologer.Astrologer: When u delivers a baby, baby's father will die.Lady: Thank god! My husband is safe!

@ First you forget names; then you forget faces; then you forget to zip up your fly; and then you forget to unzip your fly.

@ Marry and make a woman happy OR remain a bachelor and make several women happy!

@ Do you believe that getting married on a Friday brings bad luck?"Of course, why would Friday be an exception?"

@ Send msgs 2 me only at this times MORNING: 6AM-12PM AFTERNOON: 12PM-4PM EVENING: 4PM-8PM NIGHT: 8PM-6AM. . . Besides this timing I'll be STUDYING. So don't disturb me

@ Diagram in a book was not clear..So, madam drew a diagram on a Blackboard and announced"Dont look at a book Figure,Look at my Figure!!"

@ Man to motel desk clerk: How much for room.Clerk: depends on room sizeMan: Do you take children?Clerk: No, sir, only cash and credit cards

@ "I f
O u r
C o n s t i t u t i o n
A l l o w s
U s
F r e e
S p e e c h
Than
W h y
A r e
T h e r e
P h o n e
B i l l s ..."

Q: why a person, living in Lahore is not allowed to b buried in Sahiwal?
A: Yar he is alive n living.So whats the question of burying him

Hindi

@ Aunty, mummy ne chini mangi hai.Aunty: Aacha aur kia kaha mummy nay?Kid: Agar woh kamini na de, to Pinki aunty se lay aana.
Why women live a better, longer & a peaceful life?Because, women don't have a wife.

@ Mil Gaya, Oye Hoye Mil Gaya, Balle-Balle Mil Gaya, DHINCHAK DHINCHAK Mil Gaya, Apna Sara Kaam Chod Ke Fizool ka SMS Padnewala Ek aur..."BEWAKUF"Mil Gaya!

@ Raamnavami aanewali hai, isiliye hum apna man kewal Pooja, Arcahna, Sadhna, Aarti mein lagaana chahtey hain. So... aapke pados mein in mein se koi ho to bataao.

@ Teacher class mein apne baby ko doodh pilate hue boli: Ale ale mela beta dudh p k doctor banega.Santa: Mam! Thoda hame bhi pila do hum compounder hi ban jaayenge.

@ Ek shrabi sadhu se takra gaya. Sadhu: Oh murkh, mein tuje shrap deta hoon…Sharabi: Ruko, me glass leke ata hoon.

@ Ek Church k gate pe likha tha: Jo paap kar k thak gaye wo meri sharan me aaye.Ek callgirl ne niche apna mob no likh diya: Jo nahi thake wo meri sharan me aaye.

@ Ma: Beta ladoo Khayega?
Beta: NahinMama: Chocolate?Beta: NahinMama: Khana?Beta: NahinMama: Marjana apne peo te gaya hai, sirf jutiyan hi khayega.

@ Gud afternoon. Aap g de sare pariwar nu sunday di lakh-lakh wadhahi hove. Parmatma kare aap g de jeevan de har hafte da satwan din Sunday hove. Happy Sunday.

@ Ladkiyan apna dupatta ladke k samne aane k baad hi kyon theek karti hain?Luteron ko dekh kar hi Daulat ki hifazat ka khayal Aata hai!

@ humne tumko dekha tumne humko dekha aise bandar bandariya ak doosre ko dekhte ho jaise
Ghunghat nein tujhe dekha to deewana hua.Sangeet ka tarana hua,Shamaa ka parwana hua,Masti ka Mastana hua,Jaise hi ghunghat uthaya is duniya se ravaana hua...

@ Dil ruk ruk kar dharkta hai ab to.
Terä naam lab par aata ha¡ äb to...
Sänse b atåkti hai ab to…
Söchta hoön ho döctør to dèkha loön ab to...

@ 1 lrki zor zor sy gana ga rhi thiMJHAY RANG DAY.MJHAY RANG DAY.MJHAY RANG DAY.Lrki ki maa ne usay boht mara.Kyun?Kyun k lrki totli thi.

@ Doc:Tabyat kc he abMariz: pehle se ziada khrab heDoc: dawai khali thi kyaMriz:Nai dawa ki shishi to bhari hui thiDoc:I mean dawai le li thiMriz:Ji ap ne di thi to mene le li thiDoc:Bewaquf dawai pi li thiMriz:Nai ji dawai to laal thiDoc:Abe gadhe dawai ko pi liya thaMriz:Nai sahb piliya to muje thaDoc:Saale dawa ko mun se lga k pet me dala thaMriz:NaiDoc:QMriz:Ap ne hi to kaha tha k shishi ko dhakan lga k rakhna. Me thik to ho jaunga na sahb?

@ Kaash Ladkian Papita Bechti Hoti To Ladkon Ko Bohut Faida HotaPuchho ToWoh Kaise?Ldka Ldki Se Kehta Hello MadamPAPPI TA DO

@ Iss Dil mEiN sIrF tErA hE kHaYal hAi.
LAkIn jAb tErE BeHan Ko dEkHa tO…SOchA…
YAaR yEh bEh kAmal hAi…

@ Santa to Banta:tek admi boht mota hai,us ki beti us ko hamesha dahka marti hai.Us larki ka naam kya hopa???
Banta:pata nhi..
Santa:so simple yaar

@ Farishte ne Memon se puchha,“Batao tum dozakh me jana chaho ge ya jannat me?”
Memon ne chaalaki se puchha,“PEHLE mere ko bata k kraya kiska kam hai;-D

@ Ooss dost ne pehchanne se hi inkaar kar dya PAPPU,
Naam batane par bar bar mujh se pochhne laga…
“Nawa AAYA aay Sohneya…;-D”

@ B C is the short form of…
B C ka matlab hai
Business Communication..!
Pata nahi log Q galat sochne lag jate hain…..;->

@ Phool ko pehchanna hai to KHUSHBU se pehchano
Chand ko pehchanna hai to R0SHNI se pehchano
AUR KISI INSAAN ko pehchanna hai to oske KIRDAR Se pehchano…!
“….Dushman ko maaf karna aasaan hai
Dost ko maaf karna mushkil…!”

@ Yeh teri aankhein jhuki-jhuki si,Yeh tera chehra khila-khila sa,jab tere chehre par haath fera ,Aadha kilo Fair & lovely mila…

@ Sine me dil,Dil me dard,Dard me yaqin,Yaqin me khyal,Khayal me khwab,Khuwab me tasvirTasvir me sirf ap!Itna Darawna khuwab?Baap re Baap

@ Teen Boy:Dad I Want To Be Like Ghandhiji
Dad:Good Why Not..!
Boy:Thanx Dad So Lets Start With Marriage
As
Gandhiji Were Married At Age Of 14

@ Bhakt: Meri Shadi Aishwarya Se Karva DoBhagwan: Aishwarya Ki Ek Saari 1 Lakh Ki Hai Kharch Utha PaogeBhakt: Bhagwaan Koi Upai BatayeBhagwan: Mallika Sherawat

@ Santa: Jail Ko Hindi Me Hawalat Kyun Kehte Hai?
Banta: Kyunki Jail Mein Khaane
Ko Sirf Hawa Aur Laat Hi Milti Hai

@ Thakur Ko Tumhari Maa Ne Rakhi Bandhi To Wo Tumhara Kaun?
Kuch Nahi...Kyon Ki Use Rakhi Bandhne Ke Liye Haath Kaha Hai...

@ Pundit: Tumhare Jeevan Mai 6 Ladkiya Aayengi.Boy: Wow, Kya Baat Hai.Pandit: Zyada Khush Honey Ki Baat Nahi Hai.1 Gharwali Or 5 Betiya Hain

@ dil bechen he aaj kal mera jab se jiyada aane laga he mobile ka bill mera

@ Manjil ki taraf badte chalo, jo dil kahe usi rah ko chuno... peechhe walo ko aage na jane do aur jo aage hai usse aage niklo, tabhi 1 acche driver banoge.....

@ Khidki se dekha to raastey pe koi nahin tha, Khidki se dekha to raastey pe koi nahin tha, Raaste pe jaake dekha to khidki pe koi nahi tha.
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@ Kash aap kabi hamari gali main aain, thora sa muskurain, thora sa ghabrain,thora sa itrain, siti bajain, baalon ko jatkain, phir zor se chlain, ALU LE LO PIAZ LE LO

@ Vo kaun hai? * Jo ISHQ me hai? * Jo MANN me hai? * Jo DIL me hai? * magar DHADKAN me nahi? Jyada soch mat STUPID Vo hai AMIR KHAN
@ Sirf ik bar khaado, sirf ik bar khaado, plz ik bar khaado,abh intazar nahin hota,abh sabar nahin hota, keun nahin khatee ho tum…… ka aqqal bareee ka bhaeenss.

@ Ansu aap ka Niklaa aur Aankhen maree hoo, Dil aap ka Dharkay aur Dharken maree hoo, Khuda kare Hamra Payar Itnaa Gharaa hoo, JOB aap karaa aur INCOME maree hoo.
@ Note: Suna hai AAPKI ek smile pe hajaro log marte hai.So keep smiling to reduce India's population. "Population control board." Janhit me jari

@ Main aisa MSG hu jise murkh log padte hai,nalayak log dusro ko forward karte hai,gadhe delete karte hai aur pagal store kar lete hai.Aap kya karne wale hai

@ bottle main Pepsi say zyaada.... used Socks main smell say bhi zyaadaa.... Adnan Sami main charbi say zyaada... Mithai main sweet say zyaada... Pakistan main coruption say zzyaada... I LOVE U

@ Beta: Papa apki shaadi ho gayi? Papa: Haan. Beta: Kis se hui? Papa: Bewkum teri mummy se.. Beta: Wah papa ghar me hi setting kar li.

@ Achhe kapde pehente ho.. Aur pure style rakhte ho.. Dil me gussa aur face pe smil rakhte ho.. Naak pochhna aata nahi aur hath me mobail rakhte ho...

@ ALLAH Ne Apni Rehmaton K Darwaze Kholey Aur Kaha, Hai Koi Rehmat Mangne Wala? Hai Koi Khushian Mangne Wala? @ Hai Koi Dosti Mangne Wala? Hai Koi Chahat Mangne Wala? Tu Main ne Kaha, Aay ALLAH! Sari Khushian..... Sari Dolat.. Sari Rehmatain.. De De Us Ko Jo Iss Waqt YE SMS Perh Raha Hai. AMEEN

@ Yamraj ne ek ladke ki jaan le li. Chitragupt- Is ko waqt se pehle kyon mara? Yumraj: Kya karun, March end mein target jo pura karna tha.

@ aj didar, kal yaar, parso pyar, phir ekrar, aur phir-intzar, phir-takrar, phir- darar, saari mehnat-bekar, aur akhir mein-Ek aur devdas at beer bar

@ Aey item kya kar kar rela hai, teri bahut memory arela tha, akha world me apun ko ekich to tere jaisa item friend mila. Miss to karegaich he na. Chal reply chipka daal.

@ D se Dosti, D se Dushmani, D se Dil, D se Dard, D se Diwangi, par D se itne bhi Dur na ho jana ki D se Dekh bhi na sake, SAMJHE D se DEAR.

@ (@) Smiling…. (!.!) Crying… (;) Angry… (:) Bored… (-) Proud… (o) Hungry… (,) Happy... (?) Confused… (-.-) Sleepy Jo marji shakal bana lo nahana to padega… Good day Dear

@ Camry-DL-2c-1122, Sonata-MH-2k 7552, Merceedes - UP7-7500,0 City- DL5C-2141, MH19K174 Ye meri un gaadiyo ke number hai jinki tujhe safai karni hai…. ha ha ha

@ Maa: Beta tujhe yahan se goa jane me to ek din laga par wapas aane me 3 din lag gae wo bhi nai car se? Beta: Maa yeh car banane wale bhi pagal hai jane ke liye to 4 gear dete hai par aane ke liye 1 hi gear dete hai.

@ Vo kaun hai? * Jo ISHQ me hai? * Jo MANN me hai? * Jo DIL me hai? * Magar DHADKAN me nahi? Jyada soch mat STUPID VO hai AMIR KHAN

@ Kash aap kabi hamari gali main aain, thora sa muskurain, thora sa ghabrain, thora sa itrain, siti bajain, baalon ko jatkain, phir zor se chlain, ALU LE LO PIAZ LE LO.

@Khidki se dekha to raastey pe koi nahin tha, Raaste pe jaake dekha to khidki pe koi nahi tha.

@ Ladki ek aisi paheli hai, kabhi teri to kabhi meri saheli hai. Kharcha karo to bole "darling, how are you?". Na karo to bole "brother, who are you?".

@ Kayamat ke din farishtene sabse kaha,"es papar per apane-apane gunah likho. Achanak tumari aavaj aayi "Sir, sapliment please."

@ Apple ka juice mango ka juice tarbujh ka juice badam ka juice khajur ka juice kaaju ka juice jo sms he naa kare woh KaN-JuiS.!

@ Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha. 2nd day doosri ladki k saath dekha gaya. 3rd day koi aur ladki thi. 4th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath tha Moral: 'Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin badaltey'

@ Aaj kal man kar raha hai ki main tumhe kabhi bhi mauka dekh kar sabke samne
ek k
ki
kis
kiss
kissa sunau ,Thanedaar ka.

@ Kitna bhi chaho na bhol paoge Hum se jitna dur jao nazdik pao ge Humein mita sakte ho to mita do yaadein meri, magar... kya sapno se juda kar pao ge humein.

@ Boy: Tommy ne meri saari kitaab kha lee. Mother: Usko mere pass leke aa mein usko saja deti hoon Boy: Saja to meine de dee, uski katori wala dudh mein pee gaya

@ Aaj tum dil mango de denge.Dhadkan mango de denge, Jigar Mango,de denge. Jaan Tak Manglo De Sakte Hain Q ki Charo Film Ki Cd Ghar Par Padi hai.

@ Ikraar mein shabdon ki ehmiyat nahi hoti, Dil ke jazbaat ki awaaz nahi hoti, Aankhen bayaan kar deti hain dil ki daastan, Mohabbat lafzon ki mohtaaz nahi hoti!

@ Ek bandar paid par chada.usko dekh kar ek aadmi bhi chad gaya bandar bola tu upar kyu aaya hai.aadmi-aam khane. Bandar-par ye tho amrud ka paid hai...

@ ek purani haweli main band kamre main dhul sebhari tasvir ke peeche lage jale main fasi makdi ki pucch par baithe machhar ki kasam "I MISS U YAAR"....!!!!!!!!!

@ Aap jaisa DOST hame kuch khas lagte hai, maam mein har waqt hum ek aas rakhte hain, jaane kab aajaye SMS aapka, isliye MOBILE ko hamesha DIL ke paas rakhte hain!

@ 10 gm HANSI,10 gm PYAR, 20 gm SUKH-DUKH, 5 gm KASME, 50 gm BATEIN, Thodi TAKRAAR, Thoda PYAR, SWAAD ANUSAAR Dish DOSTI FOREVER HO GAI TAIYAAR! Have a nice day.
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@ Teri lambi umar ho, tu abad ho, tu jo mange wo tujhe mile...AB YE LINES YAAD KAR, KITCHEN ME JAA, KATORA PAKAR, GHAR SE NIKAL AUR SHURU HOJA

@ Phool ki shuruvat kali se hoti hai, Zaindagi ki shuruvat Dost se hoti hai, Dost ki shuruvat apno se hoti hai,Aur apno ki shuruvat aapse hoti hai!

@ Sabse intelligent koun: TUM sabse smart koun: TUM sabse strong koun: TUM in sab me TUM se jyada koun: HUM Lekin duniya me sabse acche dost kaun: HUM TUM

@ Laila ko majnu ka sms nahin aaya.... laila ne 2 din se khana nahin khaya.... laila marne wali hai majnu ke pyar main... or majnu baitha hai SMS free hone ke intezaar main.

@ Kunwaro se log puchte hai ki tumhari ab tak shaadi kyon nahi huye? Kunware bhi jor se kahte hai: Jaako rakhe sayeean mar sake na koi.

@ Thought of the day: Agar aap bus pe chadhe... ya phir bus aap pe chadhe... dono marthaba ticket aapka hi kat tha hai.
@ Panditji ne apke mobile ki raashi dekh kar bataya hai ki aapke mobile per kanjusi ki maha dasha mandra rahi hai, turant mujhe dher sare sms bhej ke grah shanti kaaren....Dhanyawad.

@ Dil hai to pyaar hai, pyar hai to ishq hai, ishq hai to mohabbat hai, mohabbat hai to dard hai, dar hai to…to…toIODEX hai na......

@ Munnabhai: Ae circuit yeh kutte poonch kyun hilate hain? Bole to Dog tail shaking WHY? Circuit: Common sense hai bhai ab poonch kutte ko to nahi hila sakti hai na.

@ Ladka bola: Dilruba Ladki boli: Pizza khila Ladka bola: Paise Nahi Ladki boli: Kaise nahi Ladka bola: Mehangayi hai Ladki boli: To fir Aaj se tu mera bhai hai

@ Allah ke naam pe, maula ke naam pe, Tere biwi bacchon ke naam pe, Koi mere es msg parne wale dost ko paise dedo, yeh mujhe msg nahi karta.

@ Ager dum hai to es sawal ka jawab yes or no me deke batao … …. … kya aapko pagalpan ke dure padhne band ho gaye hai?

@ App hamareee gali main aayaa thora sa sharmaya thora sa muskuraya thora sa ghbharaya ur phir zoor say bolay! "Allah k naam pe dede baba”

@ SMS ka sangrah karke kya paayega vats...? Balance ka moh tyag aur sms kar... Mitron se sampark banaye rakhne se hi moksha ki prapti hogi... Swami Messageanand.

@ Kabhi honsla bhi aazmaana chahiye, bure waqt mein muskurana chahiye, jab 10 dino mein khujli na mite, to 11 ve din nahana chahiye.

@ Sirf ik bar khaado, sirf ik bar khaado, plz ik bar khaado, abh intazar nahin hota, abh sabar nahin hota, keun nahin khatee ho tum…… ka aqqal bareee ka bhaeenss.

@ Ansu aap ka Niklaa aur Aankhen maree hoo, Dil aap ka Dharkay aur Dharken maree hoo, Khuda kare Hamra Payar Itnaa Gharaa hoo, JOB aap karaa aur INCOME maree hoo.

@ Mobile k rule 1,miss call karne se apno ki yad taja hoti hai.2,sms karne se pyar badhta hai.3,call karne se apnapan mehsus hota hai,To aap kya karoge....

@ bottle main Pepsi say zyaada.... used Socks main smell say bhi zyaadaa.... Adnan Sami main charbi say zyaada... Mithai main sweet say zyaada... Pakistan main coruption say zzyaada... I LOVE U

@ Main aisa MSG hu jise murkh log padte hai, nalayak log dusro ko forward karte hai,gadhe delete karte hai aur pagal store kar lete hai.Aap kya karne wale hai

@ pujya mitravar,
sadar parnam,in dino apke sandesh miltae hai jinhe padhne ke paschat hum atyant annad vibhor hooten hai,app ki isi mitrata ke hum runi hai.prabhu se yehi prathna karte hai ke apki chalit dhurbhas yantra seva prdan karti sanatha apko yuhi seva deti rhe jis se hum ek dusre se sandesh madhyam se jude rhe..app ke sandesh ki pratiksha mein app ke sahyogi evam ghanisht mitra ki aur se subh ratri ki shubbecha... GOOD NIGHIT

@ Sardar to Girlfriend= Darling main tum se shaadi nahi karsakta gharwale mana karrahe hai. Girlfriend= Tumhare ghar me kaun kaun hai. Sardar= 1 biwi aur 3 bacche...

@ Ye we're friends... I'm jhakaas ur bakwaas, ur so so I'm khaas, I'm candle u r flame, I'm blush u r shame, I'm spin u r googly, U'r bandar I am mogly
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@ apun dono ka dosti ekdum jhakas hona mangta hai,jhakas bole to...apun hira tu moti,apun sabji tu roti,apun pani tu tanki apun tarzan tu monkey

@ Do pal ki bhi khushi na mili to kya hua umr bhar gam ke sahare ji lenge. Kya hua jo hamari girlfriend nahi, hum aapki girlfriend ke sahare ji lenge.

@ EK KABOOTAR ITNA UDA,ITNA UDA,ITNA UDA,BAHUT UPER GAYA, ITNA UDA, ITNA UDA, BAS AB NAHI DIKH RAHA , AB SOJAO KAL DOONDENGE

@ Kuch log thodi der karte hain.... Kuch log ruk-2 ke karte hain, aur kuch saari raat karte rahate hain, tab jaakar hota hai.... unka... Mobile Charge...!

@ Aap agar PAGAL ho to SMS padte hi miss call kijiyega,MAHA PAGAL ho to SMS kijiyega,BEVKUF ho to call kijiyega....Aur agar teeno ho to chup rahiyega...

@ Hum aapke ghar zaroor aayenge, Har pal aayenge, Har waqt aayenge, Har ghante aayenge, Din-raat aayenge, Aur ghanti bajakar bhaag jayenge...

@ Open with Love... main tumse kuch kahana chahata hu, wahi baat jo dil ko chu jaye, wahi pyar ke 3 akshar, Jai Nepal.

@ Mulk ki bhi ek sarhad hoti hai, Bacche ki bhi ek zid hoti hai, Aur kitna intezar karu tere sms ka, arre yaar kanjusi ki bhi ek haad hoti hai.

@ Tere Ko ek Dikhawoo.... "1" Ok, Dekha Kal do Dikhawoga!

@ Message pe message bhejte ho, bhej bhej ke bheja kharab karte ho, bhejte ho toh bhi kya bhejte ho, khudka bheja to chalta nahin , doosron ka bheja hua bhejte ho

@ ati pratapi,ati tejaswi,dayalu,kripalu,jag shiromani, purn narottam, ati sunder, nirbhik,nidar, parakrami, ______ ji sone ja rahe hai, gud night

@ 7 wonders of the world. Bole to apun, Apunki smile, apunka estyle, apunki face, apunka nature, apunka msgs, aur bole to TUM apun ka friend

@ Aapko...hum sirf aapko aur aapko are aapko haan haan aapko, baba aapko aapko only aapko aur kisi ko nahi bas aapko hamesha tang karenge......

@ Namaskaar! zinda ho to 1sms karo, aasmaan mechale gaye ho to baarish bhejo, Swarg me ho to APSRAA bhejo, aur agar NARAK me ho to... to....... to.. ENJOY THERE
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@ today is mobile s day.plz remove battery & put it in soapwater for 30mts.clean sim card with brush.reassemble mobile & put kumkumam & say GOVINDA GOVINDA....!

@ Ae item, kesa hae? Tera bot memory aa rela tha. Ita tem ho gela hai tere ko dekha bhi ni. Akha life mei tere jesa 1 item mila apnko, mis to karega........

@ Yaad tumhari na aaye aisa hum hone nahi denge,Dost tumhare jaisa hum khone nahi denge. Ek do sms karte rahna,Warna raat ko tumhe hum sone nahi denge....

@ Khush to bahot hoge tum, Ki forward karne ke liye SMS mil gaya, Magar aab kya karoge...? Jab msg me kuch bhi nahi mila...? Ha ha ha ha

@ Dosti karo Collegewali se, Pyar karo Officewali se, Programme karo Padoswali se, Aonkh ladao Sali se, Love karo Dilwali se, Aur Mar khao Gharwali se.

@ kya meri nak tedi hai. Ankhen mendki jesi hai. surat se besharm lagta hoon, pagal hoon akal nahi mujhe... phir kise ne aisa kiyo kaha meri surat tumse milte hai.............?

@ Allah ke naam pe, maula ke naam pe, Tere biwi bacchon ke naam pe, Koi mere is msg parne wale dost ko paise dedo, yeh mujhe

@ AGAR AAP MUJHE SMS NAHI KAROGE TOH, BHAGWAN AAPKO, MULAYAM KI AKAL, LALOO KI SHAKAL, JAYA KI JAWANI, UMA KI WANI, KALAAM JAISE BAAL AUR ATAL KI CHAAL DEGA...

@ aap hamari gali mein aaye..thora sharmaye thora ghabraye...thora sa muskaraye phir zor se chillaye.... AALU CHHOLAY MASALAY WALAY !!!!

@ tu chandramukhi main suryamukhi main tujse dukhi to mujse dukhi chal chat pe ja or chalang laga tu bhi sukhi main bhi sukhi.

@ You r a DOG... D = Darling O = Of G = Girls Now u r smiling Na Am i right?? Tu sach mein kutta hai

@ Star + Moon = romanticNight, Bird + Sky = Luvly Day, Forest + Animal = Refreshing, U + Ur Smile = BHAAGO BHUT AAYA

@ Abey O Burai ke Rasgulle Paap ki Barfi Bewafai ke laddoo Farebi jalebi Dhokhebazi ki chikki Badmashi ke Pede Matlab ke halve Tu Bahut SWEET hai re!

@ dil bechen he aaj kal mera jab se jiyada aane laga he mobile ka bill mera

@ Manjil ki taraf badte chalo, jo dil kahe usi rah ko chuno... peechhe walo ko aage na jane do aur jo aage hai usse aage niklo, tabhi 1 acche driver banoge.....

@ Aey item kya kar kar rela hai, teri bahut memory arela tha, akha world me apun ko ekich to tere jaisa item friend mila. Miss to karegaich he na. Chal reply chipka daal

@ aj didar, kal yaar, parso pyar, phir ekrar, aur phir-intzar, phir-takrar, phir- darar, saari mehnat-bekar, aur akhir mein-Ek aur devdas at beer bar

@ Delhi Ke paas Ke nizamuddin railway station ki train no.6162 Ke route ke 3rd station Bharatpur Ke Ek chote Se Gaon Ke Nazdeek Wale Kabristaan Ke Chowkidar Ki Kabar Pe Baithe Huye Kutte Ki Aage Wali Right Side Ki Taang Ki Tisri Ungli Ke Nakhoon Ke Paas Chhupe Huye Chichar Ke Pait Mein Rehne Wale Bacteria Ke Chromosomal DNA Ki Thymine Nucleotide Ki 5th Carbon Ke Outer Shell Ke 4th Electron Ki Kasam, Sirf disturb karne k liye msg kiya hai...hee

@ zindagi ki rah mushkil hai to kia hua? thora tum chalo.. thora hum chalengy... phir riksha kerwa lengy.

@ Zindagi me chaar cheezien kabhi bhi aa sakti hain-'Neend'; 'Paisa';'maut'; aur...aur...aur...aur... 'MERI PYARI SI YAAD' kyon...Aayi na.
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@ mulk ki bhi 1 sarhad hoti hai, bachay ki bhi 1 zid hoti hai or kitna intezar karoon tere sms ka arey yaar kanjoosi ki bhi koi hudddd hoti hai

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